Dear Murieli?

So, of late I've had some really odd adds on facebook, one of which was actually a person, but instead of having any pictures of herself, there were literally hundreds of cartoon pictures of little pink bears. It was confusing, but being desperate for online community in my life (or the fact that we had maybe ten mutual friends), I added her.

Well, today another amazing occurrence has taken place. Yesterday I was added by someone named Muriel, I guess. Anyway, we didn't have any mutual friends, so I did what anyone over the age of fifteen should be doing on facebook, write her a WHO YOU? message before accepting her request. Well, her response, was, I don't know, take a look:

"not pewrsonally but will be a joy and bliss having u j m a tibetan dzogchentheachingdevotet student from italy my name is murieli hope u will have me if not is ok fb can be very full radiant tashi delek and thanc for the happy blissfull fortnate group"

That is a direct quote. Need I say more?

Who are you, really, Murieli??