Squatting

Air mattresses are the devil. Maybe not all of them, but my $29.99 Stone Grey Felt-Covered air-mattress is the pits. I've been sleeping on it since January, so I suppose it has gotten me through the darkest of winters, but now I have to literally pump it up every night, and in the middle of the mattress is a big lump. I'm talking the lump is the size of a few small children.

Devastating, really. Last night I had to invert the way I slept so that I could actually fall asleep, against pillows that, while "extra-firm," are somewhat flattened after only 3 months. I feel like a sqautter in my own apartment.