A Very Important Question

Last night I was watching tv after my nine-hour workday, and while pondering over my grandma's new perm, which looks something like this:



I began sort of wondering: what is going to happen to the permanent machines when all the now-old people are gone? People my age, and most of my parents' age do not get them. They will become obsolete? There has to be thousands of these creepy looking machines floating around the old boutiques in your area. What will be done with them all?

This is what came to me: a landfill full of these worthless devices. Seriously? Why didn't we think of this sooner? Call your local politicians, they'll probably write a letter and nothing will ever happen, until it's too late.